I want blocks. If I had blocks, I could build things, which counts as “doing something with my hands.” If I’m doing something with my hands I AM NOT CUTTING AND THIS IS IMPORTANT
The reason Cyborg joined the Justice League was because he was no longer a TEEN Titan.
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
'eren u r hot jk'
eren spends the rest of the day showing people this text and ragefully asking them if jean’s the kind of guy to sign his initials
eren carves ‘EJ’ into a tree. jean gives himself indigestion wondering if the J is for jean or jaeger
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
You know what’s even more adorable
They decide to try and draw each other
And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers
OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3
"…and let us not forget that Minecraft is not just a game, but a medium for creating intellectual art"
((A giant flare of blue-red fire….))
// Team RWBY.
A guy with a sniper rifle…
…you guys have seen my background and know JUST how screwed I am
this can go many different ways
Completely and utterly fucked.
Yeah, I’m dead.
The shrine of Azura.
Unless it’s JUST the shrine and not the accompanying Daedric Prince.
Depends on which monitor you’re talking about. I’m either facing a storm of oversized, stylized snowflakes or the vacuum of space.
The Curiosity rover is an atomic-powered robot space car. I figure that is an awesome way to go, although I’m sad that the poor thing will have human blood on its treads.
Five minutes before I saw this post, the wallpaper changed to the hosts of Top Gear UK. I’m… not sure how this is going to go. Depends on if you ask the revheads or the fic writers.
Either way, it’s going to be messy.
Ok so my desktop background is a closeup of crabeater seal teeth. (it’s the same picture that’s on my tumblr background).
I’m pretty sure I can fight a crabeater seal skull.
I’m also pretty sure I can defeat a crabeater seal by doing things like ‘climbing a short flight of stairs’
Depends. My desktop background randomly shifts between something like 1200 images so I run the gamut from being murdered by any one of a few dozen giant robots, suffocating in space, or being annihilated by a exploding stars to… death by aurora australis… somehow.
My laptop is a bit less threatening, unless blue fractal patterns have managed to lull us all into a false sense of security…
Currently I would be under threat from the USS Enterprise-E.
So basically I’m fucked.
ATTACK ON TITAN DESKTOP RUUUUUUUUUN
I AM OKAY WITH THIS
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