April 2012
mexican-whooping-llama asked: If you could bring someone back from the dead only to have them in constant excruciating pain, who would it be?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: How exactly does one tell a male from a female dwarf?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: If you die, who will replace you?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: Where do you draw the line?
March 2012
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a hilarious joke
zarggg:
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
I’m going to hell for reblogging...
The Girl of My Dreams is Probably God: gg119:... →
gg119:
mimekittens:
Tell me your God Tier title!
snerpahsnerr:
saavemee:
knifeblowjob:
davesexual:
jopjoper:
a-study-in-time-and-space:
lick-my-creamsicle:
biblefanfiction:
heir of hope
oh my god
Rogue of Void
Oh…
So this says I’m a Thief of Breath.
Classy.
You're locked in a room with ____. What do you do?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: Sex in public places?
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: Sorry, I’ll try to be more cheerful. What is your favorite flower?
Do you like tiptoeing through them?
…
Anonymous asked: Sorry, I'll try to be more cheerful. What is your favorite flower?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: What, in your opinion, is the most erotic candy?
mexican-whooping-llama asked: I could have sworn I asked you something on the night of TMI Thurs :P How about... suspension bondage?
Anonymous asked: Do you think you could ever be capable of murder?
Anonymous asked: CMNF or vice versa?
Anonymous asked: Cat girls?
2 tags
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
bearnanna:
andnofuckswereevergiven:
i—hate—you:
I doubt I’ll get any.
Honesty hour! None will be deleted.
provided I don’t fall asleep before then
cougardraven replied to your post: Bondage. With razor wire.
I didn’t say it was you being bound.
It’s still a bit much even if it’s the other person. I want to have complete control of how much they bleed. With razor wire, I can’t have that.
sociopath-for-hire asked: Bondage. With razor wire.
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I... →
cougardraven:
alej-in-wonderland:
rynia:
pfft i can’t believe y’all are giving up already
ASKS WILL GET ASKS. <33333
Didn’t get anything at all last time, trying this game again.
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alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Will I be in a museum?
No.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Oh if it’s /art/ that’s a horse of a different story.
I think it’s artistic.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Well that’s just wasteful!
I will not apologize for art.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Well, they’re all in top form. If I don’t make it, see that they go to people who need ‘em.
They won’t be usable afterwards.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Are my organs in play?
Probably.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
This is like morbid 20 questions XD
It is, isn’t it?
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Oh wait, I remember, you wanted an extra set of skin!
The kinky thing is not skinning you, no.
mexican-whooping-llama asked: One more ask, before I bury myself in blankets. Which sacred triangle of the Triforce would naturally bless you? Which would you forever covet?
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Oh I see, you want to try your hand at hunting the most dangerous game?
Not quite.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
For the record, I’m not actually very dangerous. More cute and cuddly.
All the better, then.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
What kind? Pocket? Butterfly? Butcher? Throwing? Whittling? Paring?
Hunting.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
You can’t give me a little hint?
It involves knives.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to…
Should I notify my next of kin?
Maybe.
alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: alej-in-wonderland replied to your post: What’s…
Do I have to sign a release?
No, but you may wish to get your affairs in order first.
