I need tweezers.
zarggg answered your question: Huh. A fake nude on the Taylor Swift tag that actually looks decent. Do it. One of my followers says yes. That’s like…more than two percent of all my followers. That is clearly enough to be a sufficient majority.
Huh. A fake nude on the Taylor Swift tag that...
I’m tempted to reblog it. Thoughts?
1llifeisalwaysablast started following you This ends in disaster, beloved sister. Run while you can.
cougardraven replied to your post: P, T, and X. Virtually everything else I already know. “Rock” is so generic. Not sure what you want from me. There’s The Killers, The Beatles, The Who, Queen…the list goes on, but it’s basically just rock. Stuff like that is the majority of my non-score music. The things I’m more “known” for listening to (Taylor Swift, Vanessa...
sociopath-for-hire asked: P, T, and X. Virtually everything else I already know.
thegoddamnmagpie replied to your post: thegoddamnmagpie replied to your post: I am taken… Pencil Lead man. Pencil Lead. I suppose that answer works, but it’s far less interesting than mine.
All I write is horror. It’s time for something...
cyborgkoala: Nothing is really jumping out at me, so I’ll just pick something and go with it. Read More
thegoddamnmagpie replied to your post: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. Oh dear. Look, I was just making an educated guess based on what you presented me with.
thegoddamnedmagpie asked: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.
Well now, this is problematic.
I know that they get through this. They have to otherwise “Sleeveless” can’t happen, and it needs to happen. I just can’t figure out how.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… You can skip the mannequin and just drape her clothes over trees. I’ll consider it. I’ll also consider actually chilling with them and Marble Hornets Drinking Game this weekend.
It's amazing how much moving an event forward nine...
Previous placement: little fight, get over it. Current placement: potentially relationship ending fight. Hot damn, this’ll be fun.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… Then go with the hilarious: Dress a female mannequin in her clothes, film Slenderseries, and then leave it somewhere in the woods and promptly forget where. That would require me to get a mannequin. This was so much easier when all I’d taken was her shoes.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… Well, the obvious answer is to take them back to your place, make her come get them, and then take the clothes she’s wearing. This is potentially her objective. I’m no longer sure with her. I know 16.9 someone managed to both compliment my wife and mention that she still wanted to bang me in the same breath, but with SWN I...
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… Well, there’s the obvious answer and the hilarious answer. Yeah, the only things I can think of involve stashing them somewhere in my apartment forever or throwing them out.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… Indeed. I still want to know what I’m supposed to do with her clothes.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… We already knew this. IT IS A FUN EXPRESSION AND I LIKE SAYING IT.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to… Oh, okay. Makes more sense. He’s still spectacular. Just also a big bag of dicks.
cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to your post: I have the… I wish I had the ability to convince people to bake for me. Even though I’m not really a fan of baked goods. I’m not sure how I pull it off, but I’d share if I could.
cougardraven replied to your post: frogbreeder replied to your post: ATTENTION… Wait, R.F. is in Wind through the Keyhole? Or are you re-reading some other DT book and/or Eyes of the Dragon? He’s in The Wind Through The Keyhole, yes. Sort of. I mean, it’s clearly him, but they haven’t called him such.
cougardraven replied to your post: I have the weirdest friends. That is rather bizarre, yes. No, see, rather bizarre is my ability to convince people to bake for me. This (and the whole sandwich kissing thing) is fucking weird.
frogbreeder replied to your post: ATTENTION EVERYONE Well DUH. There is no need for that. cougardraven replied to your post: ATTENTION EVERYONE You seem surprised. Not surprised. I just felt like announcing it. Also, it took me far too long to figure out that the character was supposed to be the Walkin’ Dude. I’m a bit ashamed of myself, really.
I am suddenly struck by the desire to watch...
Is that weird?
I have the weirdest friends.
SWN was clocking in as I clocked out. She had with her a bag of her non-work clothes. She asked me if I was planning on hiding them again. I said I’d thought about it. She said that I should hide them in my backpack. I pointed out that I was going to take my backpack with me. She told me that was the point, then did me a favor and put her clothes in my backpack for me. wut
zombie-bionic asked: My guess is youuuuuu!
splitbricks: berlitz: do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it oh god this pretty much with everyone i ever talk to regularly im...
You know what's fantastic?
That moment when you have a great idea for a story, then realized that you actually already told/started that story. So I’m now cannibalizing a Rory/Brittany story that I had started (and actually had posted, but it’s gone now), and changing the circumstances of it. This is what happens when I write relationships out of order.
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
bowiesnippleantennae: gloomyghosts: if I don’t get any messages it means I’m perfect
Randall Flagg is a big bag of dicks. That is all.
The Office, IV
agnolsfiction: The next day was Sunday, so I figured that even Dixie couldn’t fault me if I took the day off. Besides, I really had nothing new to go on. Well, other than assuming I could change all the other disappearances to deaths as well, but that wasn’t much. I wanted to know how Maria and Sanchez had died. That, at least, would give me something to go on. But I hadn’t had a chance to talk...