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slenderman becomes a lawyer
he is defenderman
slenderman becomes a kitchen appliance
he is blenderman
slenderman helped people decide what sex they are
he is genderman
slenderman no longer wears belts
he is suspenderman
slenderman becomes the avatar
he is benderman
slenderman holds a white flag high and waves it around
he is surrenderman
Slenderman surpasses his brother
He is Trenderman,
Slenderman says anything on tumblr
He is Offenderman
slenderman becomes a banker he is lenderman
slenderman becomes a loan officer he is lenderman
slenderman becomes flaky and delicious he is tenderman